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Whitey got run over by a Chante

Parody of: Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

 

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

She had been drinking to much whiskey,
At just sixty nine cents a throw.
And she was doing some X'ing,
She was one big fat doped up hoe.

When she drove on down the highway,
She veered off a 'beet.
Next thing you know 'ole Whitey's,
Head was lying next to her in the seat.

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

Now we're all so proud of Chante,
She took it really well.
When Whitey jumped though her windshield,
She asked him to light her Pal Mall.

Now she pulls up in her driveway,
And to the house, she goes in.
And Whitey stops and wonders,
Should he have bought that Lotto scratch and win.

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

Whitey got run over by a Chante,
He was walking home late one eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chante,
As far as flying white guys, they believe!

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