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"Anyone can promote their own station. I'm thinking out side the box."

RUSS MARTIN, on 04/08/2004, when it was noted that he was promoting other shows in the market.

"Apparently she didn't drive herself out to a remote location, and hide her own body in the woods."

JD RYAN, during a news story about the fact that Chandra Levy's death had been ruled a homicide.

"Beneath your veneer of AHoleishness, lurks a mushy center."

EVERETT NEWTON, describing Russ Martin.

"But for your commandment, this would not have occurred."

EVERETT NEWTON 06/26/2004, noting that had Russ not talked paranoia into Kevin, Russ' trainer, then Kevin would not had beat up a girls bother. (Which turned out to be a bit.)

"Drop a dookie for Jesus."

RUSS MARTIN, on 06/13/2003, during a sermon.

"[That's] a fine line between life coach and bitch."

Trey Trenholm, 08/24/2006, on a comparison between a real life coach and Laura Lewis.

"Full figured is a nice way of saying, 'Fat Bitch.'"

RUSS MARTIN, on 06/03/2004, while talking to a woman who said she is full figured.

"God, today has just sucked. It sucked at three, and it's sucking now. It's been four complete hours of suck. I can't wait to see what Don (Sierra) puts on RussMartin.INFO."

RUSS MARTIN, on 07/28/2003, thinking the show had gone badly.

"I hate being on this end of a bit!"

RUSS MARTIN, on 06/24/2004, in response to Everett not telling Russ what he wanted to know. Of course, he's said it many times in the past.

"I've had a job."

RONNIE, in response to JD Ryan telling him to get a job on 04/09/2004.