"Beneath your veneer of AHoleishness, lurks a mushy center."

EVERETT NEWTON, describing Russ Martin.

"God, today has just sucked. It sucked at three, and it's sucking now. It's been four complete hours of suck. I can't wait to see what Don (Sierra) puts on RussMartin.INFO."

RUSS MARTIN, on 07/28/2003, thinking the show had gone badly.

"I've had a job."

RONNIE, in response to JD Ryan telling him to get a job on 04/09/2004.

"It's lockdown time in the Trey mouth."

EVERETT NEWTON, during a game on 05/23/2003 in which Trey locks up while trying to defend himself.

"Maybe if you smoke a pipe?"

EVERETT NEWTON, on 02/19/2003, while discussing how to keep certain scenes from Happy The Clown from looking gay.

"Oh, I'm so happy for you! I just can't tell ya. My heart's just singing."

AL BRUMLEY, on 08/14/2003, in reply to Russ mentioning that he doesn't have prostate cancer.

As of Monday July 12 2010 things that can be found on the Wheel are:

• Suckle Alfie's Teat
• Suckle Alfie's Tant
• Say 'Good Morning' to Alfie with is penis iin your mouth
• Sing a lullaby bent over naked at Lew Sterrett