Things I've Learned From The Russ Martin Show - KEGL Edition

Now that the show has moved over to KEGL, it's time start a new listener list of Things I've Learned. Submit your ideas and they could be added here. Thanks to our site contributor for getting the list started.

• When waking up in the early morning hours you can lose your hands for ten seconds.
• The funniest and meanest gift you can give someone is a robotic alarm clock on wheels.
• A friend of 20+ years can turn in to Dan Lewis.
• If a sponsor gives you gift cards for alcohol do not try and use them all at once to stock up or they will void them out and screw your buddies.
• When a man enters your space with his penis out it is a term for negotiations.
• Looking at a smooth Asian guys ass is not gay.
• Treating Nasty calls/emails between the hours of 5pm and 5am do not count.
• It’s never too early to start drinking.
• An intervention is pointless when the united front is on the side of the person you are trying to intervene.
• 6 AM should not exist!
• If a chick says you have to beat her at "Words with Friends" before you can lick/see her baby port-o-call, you better get some friends to help or you're screwed and not in a good way.
• The sounds of a Gentleman Jack cork over the radio means DFW radio is once again good.